Mark Watson (14,422 followers)

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watsoncomedian - Taio Cruz has spelt 'Rockstar' as 'Rokstarr' on the publicity for his album. That must be so frustrating, once it's all been printed.
5 hours ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - Follow @pohnpeisoccer if you will. It's my brother in his capacity as youngest ever international football coach and ace football blogger.
11 hours ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - Have Spurs won 9-1 or is there something wrong with my computer?
11 hours ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - Taylor Swift and I discussed our gigs tonight. She's at Wembley. I'm at the Hen and Chickens.
15 hours ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - Something For The Weekend. I cooked, ineptly, with Taylor Swift. Bizarre life.
15 hours ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - I'm also on Something For The Weekend on BBC2 tomorrow morning, with @timlovejoy and mega-teen-star Taylor Swift.
about 1 day ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - My Mastermind is on again at the moment, on BBC2, if you want something to do before The Thick Of It.
about 1 day ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - The success of my 18/1 bet has been somewhat tarnished by my team getting absolutely tanked.
about 1 day ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - Liverpool 2 Man City 2 makes nobody happy. Except M Watson who bet on it.
about 1 day ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - My bro was on the @dannybakershow this morning, talking about being an international football coach. It's still online I should imagine.
about 1 day ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - Just donated to Children In Need but I tried to stress to the lady on the phone it was in spite of, not because of, the actual show.
2 days ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - Spikey, by the way, had already won a previous Celeb Mastermind (with Human Blood as his subject).
2 days ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - Needless to say I also fed Stephen that Glasgow answer. So I should have had 34. Just saying.
2 days ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - Still, though, very pleasing. Watching it back I was almost as nervous as when it was actually happening. Didn't I blink a lot!
2 days ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - My two passes in the World Cup round were easy, as well, but it's surprising how much harder questions become when asked by Humphrys.
2 days ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - Cruelly, 33 was the biggest score ever. But only for the two minutes between my turn and Lucy's.
2 days ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - Cabbie: 'Were you on This Week?' Me: 'Yes'. Cabbie: 'You made a hash of it. You were bloody spineless, mate.' I didn't tip him.
2 days ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - I'm on Mastermind at 10. Some people have just sung Queen songs amazingly badly. #childreninneed
2 days ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - Mine was the World Cup 1966- present. Lucy Porter on Steve Martin. Steve Amos, the band Five Star. Dave Spikey, the Liverpool-Leeds canal.
3 days ago by Mark Watson
watsoncomedian - Tonight I'm on Celebrity Mastermind for Children In Need. I'm all about the charity. Definitely nothing to do with pure narcissism.
3 days ago by Mark Watson

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