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alancarr - You just know if Friday Night Project was still on - me and JLC would be dressed up as Beyonce and Gaga doing the 'Telephone' video
about 1 hour ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - The week after im doing the Dutty Whine with the Lilt Ladies
18 hours ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - Next week on @chattyman Aunt Bessie, Captain Birdseye, Uncle Ben and The Laughing Cow (providing the music)
19 hours ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - "What Aunt Bessie did next" - i'd watch it
19 hours ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - By the sounds of it Aunt Bessie's got more things on the go than Katie Price - what next Aunt Bessie's equestrian range?
19 hours ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - Mr. Kiplins f@"*ing fuming
19 hours ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - Apparantly she has - i only get her yorkshires
19 hours ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - I wonder if 'Aunt Bessie' will branch out into desserts
19 hours ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - Hello @TimWestwood , it was great interviewing you today, and im definately going to sample that brazilian sausage
19 hours ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - its on Thursday 10.00 on channel 4 (probably on after a documentary about illegal animal trafficking or something)
19 hours ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - Coming up on @chattyman Florence and the machine, Kim Cattrall, Justin Bieber and WBA Heavyweight Champion David Haye - good mix i feel
19 hours ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - Shouted to Dionne Warwick 'i love you Dionne' and she said ' I love you too' back - job done x
3 days ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - OMG am getting complaints from witches about my last comment - apparantly their tits are huge - oops! sorry witches x
4 days ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - Flat as a witches tit
4 days ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - Shes looks like Yvie Burnett from x factor
4 days ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - You are so right Eurovision on bbc1 is awesome who are these girls?
4 days ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - Am watching Barry Manilow on SkyArts - think i might have to have that drink after all
4 days ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - An open bottle of Red Wine is like Pringles for me - once ive popped i cant stop
4 days ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - Everyones going out but ive got to be good cos im on Radio 2 tomorrow - i cant just have one drink you see
4 days ago by Alan Carr
alancarr - Someones just asked me wheres the punchline??? Its a recipe for thai green curry not a knock knock joke love. Christ!!!!
4 days ago by Alan Carr

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