michaelianblack
- Ochocinco and TO in a roast? Please, please let it end with noogies. http://bit.ly/KyAEM
about 1 minute ago by
Michael Ian Black
michaelianblack
- Large Hadron Collider now up and running - physicists seek to discover appeal of Ryan Seacrest.
about 1 minute ago by
Michael Ian Black
watsoncomedian
- I'm also on Something For The Weekend on BBC2 tomorrow morning, with @timlovejoy and mega-teen-star Taylor Swift.
about 1 minute ago by
Mark Watson
watsoncomedian
- My Mastermind is on again at the moment, on BBC2, if you want something to do before The Thick Of It.
7 minutes ago by
Mark Watson
michaelianblack
- I'm making my favorite family recipe for Thanksgiving: turkey stuffed with penis!
2 hours ago by
Michael Ian Black
alandavies1
- another mentalist, where are the jokers that used to be on here...I give up, going to watch Star Wars RT @ubo1986 i think u r a racist
4 hours ago by
Alan Davies
alandavies1
- lighten up everyone, this used to be place for humour, jokes, stuff like that, what's everyone so angry about???
4 hours ago by
Alan Davies
jimmyfallon
- The Real Housewives of Late Night Thanksgiving http://bit.ly/4SySsQ
5 hours ago by
Jimmy Fallon
alandavies1
- Any Mackems want to help this bloke who can't work his internet or his telly RT @p1tsy any idea how Sunderland got on?
5 hours ago by
Alan Davies
alandavies1
- Amazing how many people can't wait to tell me the Arsenal result. All the little club's fans:Celtic, Villa. What if I was waiting for MOTD..
5 hours ago by
Alan Davies
watsoncomedian
- The success of my 18/1 bet has been somewhat tarnished by my team getting absolutely tanked.
6 hours ago by
Mark Watson
michaelianblack
- A friend and baby are staying at my house this weekend. Not sure how much to charge them. Don't want to seem too "Jewy."
7 hours ago by
Michael Ian Black
eddieizzard
- Best wishes to the people of Cumbria who are suffering from the terrible rain and flooding at the moment
7 hours ago by
Eddie Izzard
watsoncomedian
- Liverpool 2 Man City 2 makes nobody happy. Except M Watson who bet on it.
7 hours ago by
Mark Watson
watsoncomedian
- My bro was on the @dannybakershow this morning, talking about being an international football coach. It's still online I should imagine.
8 hours ago by
Mark Watson
alandavies1
- I'm not up north for Sunderland after all- where are these dodgy websites I've heard about?
9 hours ago by
Alan Davies
JimCarrey
- 150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are develping a vaccine.
21 hours ago by
Jim Carrey
TheEllenShow
- Love this! RT @TheEntertainer We're starting a "Everyone has to dance for the 1st 5 minutes you walk into a room" Revolution.
21 hours ago by
Ellen DeGeneres


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